NSFWThis happened pre-pandemic. A little background check, I (F) was a QA intern sa isang startup company, and he was one of our web developers. So to start, he was the type na nakaka-intimidate “daw” as a first impression. And honestly, nung una, wala rin talaga akong pake sa kanya. Puro work lang nasa isip ko nun, and since intern ako, gusto ko lang matapos nang maayos lahat ng tasks ko.
Fast forward, nakita niya yung desktop background ko na si Zoro. As a One Piece fan, syempre rare lang makakita ng babae na fan ng One Piece, kaya ayun, minessage niya ako sa blue app since may GC pa kami nun with the team. At first, akala ko suplado siya. Yung tipong tahimik, intimidating, at parang walang pake sa paligid. Hindi ko rin inexpect na mag-click yung vibe namin.
A few days later, naging constant na yung chatting namin every night. Kamustahan, biruan, spoilers sa OP, kung anu-ano na. Eventually, napunta yung topic sa past experiences namin. Siya, apparently, active na from high ****** hanggang college, habang ako naman medyo late bloomer at sa 20s ko na talaga nagsimula.
Kalagitnaan ng gabi, pabiro niyang sinabi, “Good night na. May I say good night to them too?
”
*******.
Bigla akong nag-send ng pic.
After niya i-react yung pic, bigla kong inunsend tapos nag-“good nightssss” na lang ako na parang walang nangyari.
Pero deep inside, putangina, alam kong may ginawa akong kalokohan. HAHAHAHA.
The next morning, pumasok ako nang maaga sa office. Maaga rin kasi nag-o-open yung janitors after maglinis tuwing umaga. Pagdating ko, hindi ko inexpect na andun na rin siya.
So ayun, nagkwentuhan ulit kami about One Piece hanggang sa napunta yung usapan dun sa nangyari kagabi.
Syempre, nakakahiya.
Ramdam kong umiinit mukha ko habang pinag-uusapan namin yun.
Sabi ko na lang, “Tulungan mo na nga lang ako sa setup neto.”
And somehow, that gave him an excuse to stay beside me and handle my PC.
I could feel him looking at me, and honestly, lalo akong kinabahan. Then he leaned closer, sniffed my hair, and casually asked:
“You smell so good. What’s your shampoo?”
PUTANGINA.
Who the fuck says that so casually?!
Bago pa ako makapag-isip nang maayos, lumingon ako sa kanya and kissed him.
Bigla akong kinabahan nang sobra. Yung tipong alam mong anytime may papasok, may makakakita, or may mangyayari na hindi na mababawi. HAHAHAHA.
Things escalated quickly.
He touched me, kissed me, and I completely lost my composure. Yung kaba ko nahaluan na ng excitement, and at that point, wala na akong pakialam kung gaano ka-stupid yung ginagawa namin.
In my head, ang nasa isip ko lang:
Fuck, we don't have much time.
And apparently, hindi rin ako ganun ka-“innocent” as I thought.
When things got more intense, I jokingly said, “Idk, I'm not good at this.”
Son of a bitch, I was lying.
I knew exactly what I was doing. HAHAHAHA.
After that, things got even more intense, and honestly, I was enjoying every fucking second of it.
He looked at me like he couldn't believe what was happening either.
And me?
I was already thinking, *******, what the hell am I doing in the office at this hour?
But I didn't stop.
We tried to continue after that, pero sa BJ na lang talaga and minsan napuputol pa because of the constant fear na may biglang pumasok.
Then came the announcement na mag-WFH setup na kami.
So last week na namin onsite.
And somehow, instead of behaving like normal fucking adults, we decided to make things even more reckless.
He told me to wear a skirt.
Then he told me what else to do before coming into the office.
And the stupid part?
I fucking obliged.
Shit.
There's something dangerously exciting about doing something you're absolutely not supposed to be doing, especially when you're supposed to be the quiet nerdy QA intern just doing her job.
This was around 6 AM.
The moment I heard the beep downstairs, alam kong siya na yun. Wala nang ibang maaga sa office that day kundi kami.
As soon as I entered the room, he pulled me into his cubicle.
The kissing was intense as fuck.
Part of me wanted to slow down and take our time, pero yung kaba at adrenaline were both through the roof.
He kissed me slowly, then things quickly escalated.
I was trying my hardest not to make any noise, pero putangina, ang hirap.
Every time I thought I had myself under control, another wave of nerves and excitement would hit me.
Then he asked me if I wanted to continue.
I nodded.
But apparently, hindi pa siya tapos mang-asar.
Things got even more intense, and when I accidentally moaned louder than I intended, bigla akong nataranta.
Tinakpan ko agad bibig ko.
*******, nakakahiya.
Pero judging by the way he looked at me, parang lalo lang siyang na-excite.
At that point, wala na rin akong pake.
Everything was happening so fast.
The office was fucking silent except for our breathing, and every few seconds I'd remember where we were and think:
Holy shit. What if someone comes in?
But neither of us stopped.
Eventually, we decided to go further.
At first, medyo mahapdi, kaya we slowed down.
He kept checking on me, and I kept telling him to continue.
Eventually, I pulled him closer.
And the moment I did, even I was surprised at how badly I wanted it.
In my head:
What the fuck am I doing?
But at the same time:
Holy shit, this feels good.
Both of us were gasping for air.
I grabbed him and kissed him again.
Fuck.
It was so intense, parang first time ko ulit maka-experience ng ganung adrenaline.
Every movement made me struggle to stay quiet.
Then I whispered:
“I’m almost done. Keep going.”
And then—
BEEP.
Downstairs.
Parehas kaming nanglobo ang mata.
I swear, parang biglang na-reset utak ko.
Should we stop?
Should we fucking run?
What if someone comes in?
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?!
But we didn't stop.
And somehow, we both finished almost at the same time.
A few seconds later, he pulled away and immediately started getting dressed.
Ako naman, nanginginig pa habang trying to compose myself and fix my clothes.
And then—
Another fucking problem.
May pumasok.
His coworker.
“Uy, ang aga niyo naman ata.”
*******.
I wanted to disappear.
He just casually answered:
“Oh, ikaw din ah.”
PUTANGINA MOOOOOO.
I almost had a fucking heart attack.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I don't even know if his coworker suspected anything or kung nagtatanga-tangahan lang siya.
Either way, sobrang swerte namin nun.
The office cameras were also another reason I was fucking nervous, pero since bagong office pa lang, only the lower floors were fully installed. Sa floor namin, hallways lang ang may CCTV.
So technically, we got insanely fucking lucky.
Looking back, I still can't believe we actually did that.
Imagine being a QA intern, going to work at 6 AM, supposedly to test shit and report bugs, only to end up being the one doing the most questionable shit in the entire fucking office.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Pinaka-swerte? Maybe.
Pinaka-kupal? Definitely.
Pinaka-maswerteng kumag?
*******, probably.
Yun lang! Ikaw? Anong kwentong office affairs mo?
Fast forward, nakita niya yung desktop background ko na si Zoro. As a One Piece fan, syempre rare lang makakita ng babae na fan ng One Piece, kaya ayun, minessage niya ako sa blue app since may GC pa kami nun with the team. At first, akala ko suplado siya. Yung tipong tahimik, intimidating, at parang walang pake sa paligid. Hindi ko rin inexpect na mag-click yung vibe namin.
A few days later, naging constant na yung chatting namin every night. Kamustahan, biruan, spoilers sa OP, kung anu-ano na. Eventually, napunta yung topic sa past experiences namin. Siya, apparently, active na from high ****** hanggang college, habang ako naman medyo late bloomer at sa 20s ko na talaga nagsimula.
Kalagitnaan ng gabi, pabiro niyang sinabi, “Good night na. May I say good night to them too?
”*******.
Bigla akong nag-send ng pic.
After niya i-react yung pic, bigla kong inunsend tapos nag-“good nightssss” na lang ako na parang walang nangyari.
Pero deep inside, putangina, alam kong may ginawa akong kalokohan. HAHAHAHA.
The next morning, pumasok ako nang maaga sa office. Maaga rin kasi nag-o-open yung janitors after maglinis tuwing umaga. Pagdating ko, hindi ko inexpect na andun na rin siya.
So ayun, nagkwentuhan ulit kami about One Piece hanggang sa napunta yung usapan dun sa nangyari kagabi.
Syempre, nakakahiya.
Ramdam kong umiinit mukha ko habang pinag-uusapan namin yun.
Sabi ko na lang, “Tulungan mo na nga lang ako sa setup neto.”
And somehow, that gave him an excuse to stay beside me and handle my PC.
I could feel him looking at me, and honestly, lalo akong kinabahan. Then he leaned closer, sniffed my hair, and casually asked:
“You smell so good. What’s your shampoo?”
PUTANGINA.
Who the fuck says that so casually?!
Bago pa ako makapag-isip nang maayos, lumingon ako sa kanya and kissed him.
Bigla akong kinabahan nang sobra. Yung tipong alam mong anytime may papasok, may makakakita, or may mangyayari na hindi na mababawi. HAHAHAHA.
Things escalated quickly.
He touched me, kissed me, and I completely lost my composure. Yung kaba ko nahaluan na ng excitement, and at that point, wala na akong pakialam kung gaano ka-stupid yung ginagawa namin.
In my head, ang nasa isip ko lang:
Fuck, we don't have much time.
And apparently, hindi rin ako ganun ka-“innocent” as I thought.
When things got more intense, I jokingly said, “Idk, I'm not good at this.”
Son of a bitch, I was lying.
I knew exactly what I was doing. HAHAHAHA.
After that, things got even more intense, and honestly, I was enjoying every fucking second of it.
He looked at me like he couldn't believe what was happening either.
And me?
I was already thinking, *******, what the hell am I doing in the office at this hour?
But I didn't stop.
We tried to continue after that, pero sa BJ na lang talaga and minsan napuputol pa because of the constant fear na may biglang pumasok.
Then came the announcement na mag-WFH setup na kami.
So last week na namin onsite.
And somehow, instead of behaving like normal fucking adults, we decided to make things even more reckless.
He told me to wear a skirt.
Then he told me what else to do before coming into the office.
And the stupid part?
I fucking obliged.
Shit.
There's something dangerously exciting about doing something you're absolutely not supposed to be doing, especially when you're supposed to be the quiet nerdy QA intern just doing her job.
This was around 6 AM.
The moment I heard the beep downstairs, alam kong siya na yun. Wala nang ibang maaga sa office that day kundi kami.
As soon as I entered the room, he pulled me into his cubicle.
The kissing was intense as fuck.
Part of me wanted to slow down and take our time, pero yung kaba at adrenaline were both through the roof.
He kissed me slowly, then things quickly escalated.
I was trying my hardest not to make any noise, pero putangina, ang hirap.
Every time I thought I had myself under control, another wave of nerves and excitement would hit me.
Then he asked me if I wanted to continue.
I nodded.
But apparently, hindi pa siya tapos mang-asar.
Things got even more intense, and when I accidentally moaned louder than I intended, bigla akong nataranta.
Tinakpan ko agad bibig ko.
*******, nakakahiya.
Pero judging by the way he looked at me, parang lalo lang siyang na-excite.
At that point, wala na rin akong pake.
Everything was happening so fast.
The office was fucking silent except for our breathing, and every few seconds I'd remember where we were and think:
Holy shit. What if someone comes in?
But neither of us stopped.
Eventually, we decided to go further.
At first, medyo mahapdi, kaya we slowed down.
He kept checking on me, and I kept telling him to continue.
Eventually, I pulled him closer.
And the moment I did, even I was surprised at how badly I wanted it.
In my head:
What the fuck am I doing?
But at the same time:
Holy shit, this feels good.
Both of us were gasping for air.
I grabbed him and kissed him again.
Fuck.
It was so intense, parang first time ko ulit maka-experience ng ganung adrenaline.
Every movement made me struggle to stay quiet.
Then I whispered:
“I’m almost done. Keep going.”
And then—
BEEP.
Downstairs.
Parehas kaming nanglobo ang mata.
I swear, parang biglang na-reset utak ko.
Should we stop?
Should we fucking run?
What if someone comes in?
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?!
But we didn't stop.
And somehow, we both finished almost at the same time.
A few seconds later, he pulled away and immediately started getting dressed.
Ako naman, nanginginig pa habang trying to compose myself and fix my clothes.
And then—
Another fucking problem.
May pumasok.
His coworker.
“Uy, ang aga niyo naman ata.”
*******.
I wanted to disappear.
He just casually answered:
“Oh, ikaw din ah.”
PUTANGINA MOOOOOO.
I almost had a fucking heart attack.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I don't even know if his coworker suspected anything or kung nagtatanga-tangahan lang siya.
Either way, sobrang swerte namin nun.
The office cameras were also another reason I was fucking nervous, pero since bagong office pa lang, only the lower floors were fully installed. Sa floor namin, hallways lang ang may CCTV.
So technically, we got insanely fucking lucky.
Looking back, I still can't believe we actually did that.
Imagine being a QA intern, going to work at 6 AM, supposedly to test shit and report bugs, only to end up being the one doing the most questionable shit in the entire fucking office.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Pinaka-swerte? Maybe.
Pinaka-kupal? Definitely.
Pinaka-maswerteng kumag?
*******, probably.
Yun lang! Ikaw? Anong kwentong office affairs mo?
