NSFWUncle Jun and the Mysterious Wi-Fi
One Sunday afternoon, Uncle Jun walked into the living room holding his phone like it was a detective's magnifying glass.
“Who changed the Wi-Fi password?” he asked.
Everyone looked at each other.
His nephew said, “Nobody. Why?”
Uncle Jun pointed dramatically at his phone.
“Because my phone says ‘Incorrect Password.’”
His nephew sighed. “Uncle, maybe you typed it wrong.”
Uncle Jun looked offended.
“Impossible. I’ve been typing passwords since before you were born.”
“What did you type?”
Uncle Jun proudly showed him.
PASSWORD123
His nephew stared at him.
“That’s not the password.”
“I know,” Uncle Jun said.
“Then why did you type it?”
“Because the Wi-Fi said the password was incorrect. I wanted to prove it.”
Everyone went silent.
Uncle Jun nodded proudly.
“See? Technology can be defeated by logic.”
His nephew walked away.
Uncle Jun shouted after him:
“Wait! What’s the Wi-Fi password?”
“YouNeedToAskAuntie.”
Uncle Jun smiled.
“Ah. Finally, a password with family values.”
Then the Wi-Fi disconnected.
Uncle Jun looked at his phone.
“Even the internet needs a break from me.”
And that was the day the family changed the Wi-Fi password to:
PleaseStopUncleJun.