NSFWThe Day the Chicken Got Promoted
One sunny morning, a chicken named Kevin walked into the farm office.
The farmer looked at him suspiciously.
“Kevin, why are you here?”
Kevin proudly clucked.
The farmer sighed. “I don’t understand chicken.”
Kevin pointed at the office chair.
“You want to sit there?”
Kevin nodded.
The farmer laughed. “Fine. You can be manager for one day.”
Kevin immediately sat in the chair, put on a tiny pair of sunglasses, and started clucking orders.
“BAWK! BAWK!”
The other chickens stared at him.
By lunchtime, Kevin had:
- Fired the rooster for “excessive crowing.”
- Given the ducks a mandatory swimming break.
- Increased everyone’s corn allowance by 300%.
- Declared every Friday a “No Eggs Day.”
The farmer was furious.
“Kevin! You can’t run a farm like this!”
Kevin calmly looked at him.
“Bawk.”
The farmer paused.
“…What do you mean, ‘I quit’?”
Kevin walked out of the office.
The next morning, the farmer found a note on his desk:
“I’m starting my own business. —Kevin, CEO of Cluck Industries.”
Underneath it was a chicken-sized business card.
The title read:
KEVIN — CHICKEN EXECUTIVE OFFICER.
The farmer stared at it.
Then he looked outside.
Kevin was standing in front of ten chickens wearing tiny suits.
The farmer sighed.
“I guess he really cracked the peck code.”
