Yo, you guys know my uncle, Tito Jojo? He’s the ultimate Filipino tito. Fifty years old, wears denim shorts way too short, and Rambo flip-flops. His knees click louder than the microwave when the rice is done. Ch-ch-ch!
So Tito Jojo is drinking...
Man, my mom is crazy. Any of you guys have a Filipino mom? Raise your hand. You know the rules! You cannot win an argument with them. It is mathematically impossible.
So my cousin Jun-Jun has been going to the gym, right? He’s trying to get in...