Jokes

[Wraebach]

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• What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
• "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
• What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? The man.
• "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
• How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
• A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband, and says, "I shaved down there; you know what that means." The husband responds, "Yeah, the drain is clogged."
• What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
• What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
• How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
• How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
• "I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
• What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
• What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"
• What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
• What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopus.
  
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