The Lost Parrot

[chick435]

The Lost Parrot: A man walks into a pet shop and says, "I need a parrot that can speak at least three languages." The shopkeeper replies, "We have a wonderful parrot here, it speaks English, Spanish, and German. But," he adds with a wink, "it's a bit of a kleptomaniac. It stole a diamond necklace from the mayor's wife last week, a gold watch from a famous actor the week before that, and it even managed to swipe a priceless painting from the national museum... all while flawlessly reciting poetry in each language!" The man, shocked, asks, "How much?" The shopkeeper says, "Well, considering its linguistic abilities and... ahem... other talents, we're asking for $10,000." The man thinks for a moment, then says, "Wow, that's a lot! But I'll take it... just promise me you'll keep it quiet. I don't want my wife to find out." The shopkeeper nods and says, "Of course, sir. Discretion is our specialty." As the man leaves, the shopkeeper whispers to his assistant, "You know, I think that guy just stole our parrot!"

 

[cerealsilike]

funny

 

[aenartargaryen]

haha