What's the biggest WTF just happened moment you've had in bed?

[Ja Morant]

What’s the biggest “WTF just happened” moment you’ve had in bed?

Have you ever had a sexual experience so unforgettable or unexpected that you were left completely speechless? Maybe something random happened, a partner did something surprising, or an action or words that left you speechless. What was it, and how was the experience? Share them please. Imma share mine too.

 

[waswasero]

Sobrang gigil ko, nilabasan agad hahahaha. Pucha

 

[Karentuk]

Sex in the dark and felt like something was wrong. Turned the lights on and she was having her period. Mf trolled me and got limp. 10/10 would get trolled again.

 

[jasonsc]

She pissed on my face while i was eating her out,had me ruin my mood.

 

[Blackboard]

Pumasok yung condom sa loob.

Pagtapos ng bakbakan, s'yempre ako naman itong kampante iputok sa loob kasi nga naka condom naman ako. Pag hugot ko, wala akong suot. Kabado na ako dito. Napalinis pa kami ng kwarto ng wala sa oras kasi baka nalaglag lang o kung ano. Kaso, wala talaga. Hanggang sa nag CR s'ya para umihi, only to find out na nasa loob pala ng epep n'ya. HAHAHAHAHA

 

[h3llzer041]

umutot ung ekups nya kala ko sa pwet nya nanggaling na turnoff tuloy si junjun non kase di ko alam na umuutot puke

 

[happymeal]

umutot ung ekups nya kala ko sa pwet nya nanggaling na turnoff tuloy si junjun non kase di ko alam na umuutot puke

Ako rin ngayon ko lang nalaman to hahahaha

 

[h3llzer041]

Ako rin ngayon ko lang nalaman to hahahaha

gagi HAHAHAHA

 

[6x3liam]

nagising ako na wala ma alala pero sinabihan ako ni ea na may nangyari daw samin. like wtf I couldn’t remeber anything sobrang laseng ko.
I had to meet her the next day and fucked sober.