Erap: (Calling the front desk) Room service! Please bring me a "close up" and a "colgate".
Front Desk: Sir, Colgate is already a brand of close-up (toothpaste). They are the same thing.
Erap: Ah ganoon ba? Sige, palitan mo na lang. Isang "close up" at isang "pepsodent"!
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