Dear Bossing,
Thank you so much for the post! I mean, it was so riveting that I almost forgot to check my phone for five whole minutes. Your ability to turn everyday updates into thrilling adventures is truly a gift. I’m still trying to figure out if “urgent” really means “let’s procrastinate until the last minute” or if it’s just your secret code. Either way, your posts always keep us entertained! Keep ’em coming—though I might need a popcorn machine at this point!