Ex ko na pala ngayon nahuli ko sa cp niya sex vids ng kabit niya. Ang malala raw sex pa at sa loob pinutok. Pag ako naka condom takot daw mabuntis hahaha
An old guy goes to the doctor for a check-up and brings his wife along because he is hard of hearing.
The doctor says, “Everything looks okay, but I still need to run some tests, so I need a urine, a feces, and a sperm sample.”
The old guy says...